Walter Skirmish

Randy Quaid Posts Bizarre “Sex Video” With Wife Wearing Rupert Murdock Mask

  So, I know that it may have been quite awhile since I’ve published a new post on here, but never fear! I have not abandoned this site. Besides, this video of Randy Quaid boofing his wife while she wears a Rupert Murdoch mask is just too damn hilarious to pass up. Evidently, the video [...]

Brah Of The Month: Joe Pesci

My Cousin Vinny has got to be one of my favorite movies of all time. So, it’s high time that Mr. Joe Pesci rains down as October’s brah of the month. Whether he’s stabbing a local patron to death across the bar, stapling Macaulay Culkin to a wall, or jamming his chub stub into Sharon [...]

5 Gifts That Every Girl Will Love

Brahs suck at selecting gifts for girls. It’s a universal fact. And, it doesn’t matter whether the gift is intended for a friend, girlfriend, sister, mother, probation officer, manager, or the random, hot chick that is in charge of the bagels at Panera Bread. Finding a gift for a female that she actually likes and [...]

What Traits Should You Look For In A Girlfriend?

Anyone who knows me or has even bothered to read a few of my posts on this site surely knows that I have some rather novel and unique thoughts and ideas when it comes to girls, dating, and relationships. Some of these thoughts and ideas, I consider to be running rules of the universe which [...]

A Telltale Sign That It Is Time To Breakup With Your Insta-Famous Girlfriend

I hate selfies. I rarely take selfies. In fact, the only time that you’ll probably find me taking a selfie or being featured in an Instagram video is… Nevermind, I can’t think of a single reason for taking a selfie. Make no mistake. Selfies are the devil. But, I am a brah. So, these feelings [...]

Fast Food Workers — Low Pay Is OK

If you live in the United States, then you’ve surely heard about all of the fuss surrounding the fast food strikes and those who work at such jobs demanding an increase in the minimum wage or a “livable income.” Now, I don’t watch or read too much of the news. Actually, I don’t watch or [...]

Brah Of The Month: Matthew Mcconaughey

I realize that I’ve been slacking for quite awhile as far as selecting and honoring a brah each month goes. So, for September, I thought I’d get back at it with one of my all-time favorite brahs. Now, you don’t have to be the most seasoned brah around to realize that Mr. Matthew Mcconaughey is [...]

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Is Stupid

If I had to choose just one reason over the past few weeks to deactivate or delete all of my social media accounts, it wouldn’t be all of the sluts and their selfies of themselves in bathtubs, it wouldn’t be all of the non-targeted, display network ads that I get bombarded with on a daily [...]

8 Dating Rules For Miley Cyrus

106.1 Kiss FM recently released a post on their website entitled, “8 Rules For Dating Miley Cyrus.” You can read it here. Now, I’m not sure whether the post is accurate or not. Maybe, it’s just a spoof or meant to poke fun and the raunchy, little ball of misplaced sexual energy. But, either way, the [...]

North Shore Hawaii

Check out this ridiculous time lapse by Ryan Larson. It does a pretty badass job at relaying the awe-inspiring beauty of the North Shore. Seeing the clouds form and race by, the waves roll in and crash, and the sun reflecting off of the mountains is definitely going to get you pissed off that you’re [...]