Whether he’s stretching out his groin by performing the splits on your kitchen counter or punching rattlesnakes in the head, there’s no denying the fact that, at one time or another, every brah has recognized just how badass Jean Claude Van Damme truly is. He was single-handedly responsible for ensuring that every little boy in the United States enrolled in Karate lessons during the 1990’s. Not to mention that his movies almost exclusively provided young 8 year-old boys everywhere with their first glance of a real set of boobs. Ah yes, at times, we probably weren’t sure whether we were watching an action movie or a soft-core porn. But, let’s be honest, none of us really cared either way. And, let’s not forget the impeccable dance skills that Jean Claude was kind enough to teach us all throughout the years. So, this month is for you Jean Claude. You got this brah!
Brah Of The Month: Jean Claude Van Damme
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