Brah Of The Month: Leonardo Dicaprio

As much as it may pain me to announce, February’s brah of the month is none other than Leonardo Dicaprio. Sure, the guy may star in every single one of Hollywood’s latest blockbuster hits. Yeah, he may be rich as hell. And, yes…he’s probably just about balls-deep in this year’s most popular and desirable super-model as I’m publishing this.

But, that doesn’t change the fact that there’s just something about the guy that makes him so enjoyable to hate. Perhaps, it’s the fact that the little bastard still looks like he’s 23 years old. Or, it could be that he starred in the most god-awful, worst chick-flick ever — The Titanic. And, to be completely honest, it could even be the fact that he smash-banged one of my ex-girlfriend’s who was living and working in Vegas back in the day while the two of us were still together. But, none of that stuff really even matters I suppose. Because, while he may be the most grotesque, egocentrical, cock-hole around, there’s simply no denying the fact that the wimpy, arrogant, little jack-rag is basically a total badass. So, screw it. Leo, you got this brah!

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TheWool February 23, 2014, 6:15 pm

Jesus i love dicaprio!

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SinkorLeo February 25, 2014, 3:36 pm

Hey the titanic was awesome!

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Corintani March 2, 2014, 5:24 am

are those eyes REALLY that GREEN….or is he wearing contacts?

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Walter Skirmish March 17, 2014, 8:18 pm

I don’t think so. If you notice, in Gatsby, his eyes are super bright blue??? Leo is a faker.

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Delia December 22, 2016, 11:05 am

Normally I’m against killing but this article sleghutared my ignorance.

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http://www./ December 29, 2016, 9:27 pm

I’m not worthy to be in the same forum. ROTFL

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günstige kfz versicherung mit rabattschutz February 13, 2017, 12:01 pm

Yo elliot! I am of mixed heritage. I have lived all over the world and eaten many types of food and different diets. None of them seem to make a change in how I look or feel. Would this seem to apply for “mutts” like me.

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http://www.mrsampson.com/ February 15, 2017, 10:53 am

Misunnelig… Jeg elsker sÃ¥nne skrÃ¥ overskap. Lurer pÃ¥ om man kan fÃ¥ tak i noen pÃ¥ finn eller noe. Og nÃ¥r vi skal "ta" kjøkkenet vil jeg ogsÃ¥ ha vinylgulv.

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