As much as it may pain me to announce, February’s brah of the month is none other than Leonardo Dicaprio. Sure, the guy may star in every single one of Hollywood’s latest blockbuster hits. Yeah, he may be rich as hell. And, yes…he’s probably just about balls-deep in this year’s most popular and desirable super-model as I’m publishing this.
But, that doesn’t change the fact that there’s just something about the guy that makes him so enjoyable to hate. Perhaps, it’s the fact that the little bastard still looks like he’s 23 years old. Or, it could be that he starred in the most god-awful, worst chick-flick ever — The Titanic. And, to be completely honest, it could even be the fact that he smash-banged one of my ex-girlfriend’s who was living and working in Vegas back in the day while the two of us were still together. But, none of that stuff really even matters I suppose. Because, while he may be the most grotesque, egocentrical, cock-hole around, there’s simply no denying the fact that the wimpy, arrogant, little jack-rag is basically a total badass. So, screw it. Leo, you got this brah!