What better month of the year to honor an iconic brah like Ted than the festive month of December? As you may recall, Ted started out just like we all did. As a young cub, he began life as a sweet, cute, and cuddly bundle of joy who brought nothing but happiness and love into the lives of those around him. However, as time inevitably ran its course — as it does with all of us — Ted, as a full-grown, adult teddy bear, wound up hitting a bong full of “mind rape” and watching shitty reruns of classic television shows while waiting for an array of cheap, dilapidated hookers to arrive at his apartment. Not only that, but his best friend and exclusive thunder buddy was none other than August of 2013’s brah of the month, Mark Wahlberg. Who could ask for a better life, right? Well, nobody.
Ted is a brah’s brah. He has your back when you need him to. He is down to drive you to work when he’s completely incapacitated and shouldn’t be operating any sort of a motor vehicle. He even goes so far as to rival an Apache helicopter. And, an Apache helicopter has machines guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive compliment of weaponry — an absolute death machine. So, this month’s brah of the month goes out to none other than, Ted. You got this brah!