What It Feels Like To Get High

Some brahs like to get high, and some don’t. For those of you who are true tokers, you already know what getting high feels like. But, for those of you who have never danced with Mary Jane, you may sometimes wonder what exactly the dance feels like. Therefore, we’ve asked a few signature brahs who regularly toke the smoke and who have had countless dances with the infamous green goddess to attempt to explain what it feels like to be with her and get high.

Travis — “So, here it is. Getting high is all just a matter of dimensions and warp-zones. When you’re sober, you’re only option is to go through the game of life level by level. That’s just all you feel, brah. But, when you’re fucking high, you fucking just see all those damn dimensions man. It’s fucking wicked. Like a Darth Vader ship. What was that thing called? Oh, well. Who cares? The death star. Yeah, the death star! But, that’s what it’s all about brah…a jungle of dimensions and warp-zones. It’s really cool!”

Ryan — “Smoking is like falling down on a concrete floor with a wall of bricks coming at you, like, from part of a fence. Like a thick-ass mattress. And, it’s falling on you. It’s big, heavy, and metal. In the sky. Falling. On you. It’s falling, and you’re, like, begging and praying for your life. Oh, praise Jesus. Oh…praise Louisiana Chicken. You’ve done all you can do, and you’ve come to terms with your fate. And, just as the wall of bricks is hitting you, the mattress just, like, turns to a wall of water and gently washes all over you, brah! That’s what it fucking feels like, brah.”

So, for those of you who have never danced the dance or nudged the bud, there you have it straight from the horse’s mouth. No more need to keep wondering. You got this brah!

2 Comments… add one
Brian S. November 21, 2013, 2:40 pm

damn…this makes me wanna get high now!

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Hizzle November 27, 2013, 12:05 pm

Sounds like they were both high when asked what getting high feels like.

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