November’s brah of the month is none other than Pierce & Pierce’s infamous Patrick Bateman. Now, for those of you who are completely out of the loop, Mr. Bateman is a young, capable, and ambitious investment banker who specializes in mergers and acquisitions by day. By night, however, he takes explicit pleasure in sexually assaulting, torturing, and killing random people.
And, like any fellow brah, Patrick holds a profound and sharp respect for the finer things in life such as designer wearing apparel, health and fitness, personal grooming, business cards, fine dining, and cutting-edge stereo and monitoring equipment. So, the next time that you wish to lock down a tasteful reservation at Dorsia’s or feel a compelling need to relentlessly slaughter some random hookers while listening to Phil Collins or Whitney Houston, you got this brah!