- If you get bored while smashing her, you can create a game where the goal is to knock whatever piece of crap she’s wearing in her hair off of her head and behind the bed.
- She became famous by writing a song called, Video Games.
- She’s looks just like everyone else, so you can imagine you’re smashing just about anyone you want instead of her.
- If you forget her name during the course of the night, it won’t matter because she’ll have changed it by the time morning rolls around and you wake up.
- You can immediately improve any of her songs by speeding them up to 128bpm and adding a house beat behind it.
- If she’s absolutely horrible in bed, you have the perfect excuse to go rough on her and never call her back.
- If she’s absolutely incredible in bed, you have the perfect excuse to go rough on her and never call her back.
- She’ll never force you to watch The Great Gatsby.
- She’d be totally down to make a run through Taco Bell for a Beefy Nacho Griller after the dirty deed was done.
- No matter what you do to her or how vile you are, she’ll probably be too drunk to remember what the hell happened anyways.
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