Michael N. recently asked, “What’s the best night to ask a girl out on a date?” First of all, this is an excellent question. Second, I can’t tell you how many brahs fail to take this critical factor into account when asking a girl out on a date. Whether you’re attempting to simply one-time bang and drain the cute barista with all the metal in her ears at your local Starbucks, or perhaps you’ve set your sites on taking down a quality piece of class, the night you choose to take a girl out on the town can have a profound impact on her proclivities.
Generally, the best night to ask a girl out on a date is Tuesday. I’ll demonstrate why by way of exclusion. Any quality, worth-while slam-piece reserves her Friday and Saturday nights for her girlfriends, family, or boyfriend. Think about it. If, on Wednesday, you were to ask a girl to go out with you two days later on Friday, it’s almost certain that she’d already have plans and decline your offer. If, on the other hand, she were to accept your offer and agree to go out with you, there must be something inherently wrong with her. If not, she’d already have plans like other viable, hot chicks. Therefore, Fridays and Saturdays are out.
Moving along, everyone tends to be in a pissy mood on Monday, so it’s out as well. Wednesdays are a decent option, but many restaurants, bars, and clubs tend to have better specials on Tuesdays. So, Tuesdays are preferable for brahs who are balling on a budget. Additionally, going out on a Tuesday allows for the proper cool-down period (72 hours) after your initial date to close her on a follow up date for the weekend should you be skilled or lucky enough to peak on your Tuesday date.
Finally, Thursdays are out because, aside from Fridays and Saturdays, they are the next most common night for hot girls to go clubbing and partying with their girlfriends. If it’s Thursday night, and a hot girl decides to stay at home, it’s most likely because she’s too tired to go out which means she’s also too tired to go out with you. Therefore, the next time you proposition a hot chick for an intimate evening at Denny’s, go balls out for Tuesday. You got this brah!