It never ceases to amaze me when I see brahs who still use Axe Body Spray past their seventeenth birthdays. I mean, aside from your mom’s eucalyptus spearmint candle from Bath & Body Works, I’d be hard-pressed to fathom a more pathetic, offensive odor than Axe Body Spray. It’s like this guy says, you either love it, or you hate it. Well, I’m telling you right now. Any girl who has gone through puberty and developed a pair of boobies hates it! The smoking hot girl across the bar in the Miami Heat jersey hates it too. Even, the fifty-eight year old check out lady at Walmart hates it.
Now, I realize that the commercials may lead you to believe that, by using Axe Body Spray, you will get an ungodly amount of schlob knobs every time that you venture out in public. But, take a look around your junk. Go on, and do it right now. Do you see any girls’ heads down there? No. Of course not! And, while the reason that you don’t may not be solely due to the fact that you’re wearing Axe Body Spray, it’s for damn sure at least one of the reasons! Don’t believe me? Check this guy out. He’s supposedly pleased with the smell. But, does he really look pleased?
Therefore, do yourself a big favor, brah. Unless you’re going to use it to spray down and clean your brake rotors, stay the hell away from Axe Body Spray. I think you’ll be pleased with the results you get. You got this brah!