Ever Wondered Why 32oz Beers Exist?

Many brahs out there take for granted the 32 ounce beer. Likewise, many brahs take for granted those 16 ounce beers that come in the plastic bottles for that matter. You know? The ones that they sell at baseball games and concerts. But, why do they take 32 ounce beers for granted? It’s because they don’t understand the plethora of benefits that the ever-so-cherished 32 ounce beer offers!

Many brahs think that 32 ounce beers are for poverty-stricken people who can’t afford to upgrade to the standard 6-pack or full-on case. Not so! The reason that 32 ounce beers exist is because they are the perfect mobile pre-gamers. Think about it, brah! Why else would a beer come with a reusable, screw cap?

Now, I’m not one to condone drinking and driving, but this is undoubtedly the situation where the 32 ounce beer’s benefits become the most pronounced. Picture it for a moment. You and your brahs are headed to a new club to meet up with some girls, and you want to pre-game it for the trip downtown. But, what happens if you get pulled over along the way? What happens if you want to save some liquid refreshments to sip on while you and your brahs wait in the long line that’s wrapped half-way around the building?  Enter the 32 ounce beer. It is the perfect beer for the brah on the go! Therefore, the next time that you’re in the convenience store and you see that shelf full of 32 ounce beers, you’ll be down. Remember, you got this brah!

3 Comments… add one
Potato Brah May 23, 2013, 12:18 am

32 ounce beers are still for poor people.

dog May 23, 2013, 8:28 pm

32 ounce gatorade mixed with vodka does the trick just as well. If not better!

ROUNDTOP May 30, 2013, 8:58 pm

I always roll with 32s!


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