You Must Seek Your Brah’s Permission Before Banging His Ex

Sooner or later, every guy out there encounters this difficult dilemma. Your brah has been with his girl for almost a year. She is smoking hot, and she even has the capacity to be charming at times. Not to mention the fact that she’s a total flirt. So, the day finally comes when your brah is done putting up with her drama, and the two of them call it quits. They go their separate ways for good. Must you seek your brah’s permission before you go pumping away on his ex-girl?

The simple answer…yes! It goes back to the most fundamental pact that brahs share with one another. Brahs before hoes! But, what if your brah was the one who initiated the break-up, you may ask. What if he longs for a pack of rabid squirrels to sexually assault his ex-girl on her way to the mailbox in the evening? What if your brah has already secured a replacement who far outshines his ex-girl? It doesn’t matter!

It all goes back to respect. Whether you’re just looking to bang your brah’s ex-girl or whether you want to shower her in love and grow old with her (homo), under no circumstances should you let that eclipse the relationship that you and your brah share together. So, next time your brah’s ex-girl is batting her long eyelashes at you from across the dance floor, just remember…you got this brah!

3 Comments… add one
Tommy TRUTH May 21, 2013, 7:25 pm

uh, sorry but i’m just gonna pound the x

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ChrisTOP May 22, 2013, 12:30 pm

Assplug!

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NIMWIT May 22, 2013, 7:29 pm

BROS BEFORE HOS

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